Being caught masturbating is generally a horrifying thing, both for the person being caught and the person who finds you. But what if I told you there was a simple discreet toy that you could masturbate with? And I mean so discreet that if someone saw it casually in passing they wouldn’t make much of it? Sound interesting? Well do I have a treat for you.

• Caught in the act?
• Caught wanking?
• Caught polishing your pearl?
• Caught masturbating?

This is something that worries most people as we feel masturbating is something that should be done in privacy. It is this fear that causes us to develop the habit of hiding our sexuality and becoming ashamed of it. We do it in the dark, or turn on the stereo or tv to drown out the noise.

But what is the consequence if you are:

• caught wanking
• caught beating around the bush

Usually the person who catches you IN THE ACT is just as embarrassed if not MORESO. We know that we all masturbate, so there’s no big secret in that regard. If you are just caught by anyone they are usually too embarrassed to say anything. But some might try to hide their embarrassment by making a scene and putting it all on you.

Parents and a lover or spouse take a different approach though. Parents never want to see their children as adults so they tell kids not to masturbate, that it’s bad for them. Some avoid the topic altogether. Now a lover or spouse? They definitely approach this in a different manner. You lover or spouse can be aroused and want to watch or join in, or even become upset because they worry how this might affect their sex life. We may not want to but it’s best to discuss it with your spouse or lover. People have different approaches to this, and it’s best to know. I mean if you can have sex with them what could it hurt to discuss masturbation and how you both feel about it?

For some the thrill of getting caught makes everything more exciting. Your heart is racing, and everything feels more vibrant. You can ear every creak in the floor, and you sense of tough is heightened as well. So for those people this can transfer into their sex life as they like to have sex with a partner in public places. The idea of sharing this experience with someone with the added thrill of possibly getting caught just drives them wild. Because really. What’s the worst that can happen? They catch you and tell you to cut that out? Or just leave you alone to finish?

For some the thrill of getting caught makes everything more exciting. Your heart is racing, and everything feels more vibrant. You can ear every creak in the floor, and you sense of tough is heightened as well. So for those people this can transfer into their sex life as they like to have sex with a partner in public places. The idea of sharing this experience with someone with the added thrill of possibly getting caught just drives them wild. Because really. What’s the worst that can happen? They catch you and tell you to cut that out? Or just leave you alone to finish?

For some the thrill of getting caught makes everything more exciting. Your heart is racing, and everything feels more vibrant. You can ear every creak in the floor, and you sense of tough is heightened as well. So for those people this can transfer into their sex life as they like to have sex with a partner in public places. The idea of sharing this experience with someone with the added thrill of possibly getting caught just drives them wild. Because really. What’s the worst that can happen? They catch you and tell you to cut that out? Or just leave you alone to finish?

But we need to relax. There is nothing wrong with a few healthy strokes. The consequences while embarrassing, are never as bad as we think. So, if you’re in the comfort of your home here are some things to remember:

1. LOCK the door. Make sure it’s locked and not just closed
2. Make sure you have something handy for clean up (e.g. tissues)
3. Grab something to set the mood (music, porn, candles, etc.)
4. Select something to drown out the noise if you have roommates or neighbors to worry about
5. Relax… and have fun

Now to end things off on a light note. Here’s a few fun masturbating phrases:

Masturbation Slang

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